So here are some funny quotes that made me laugh this morning. For those of you who may not know me, yes I have a strange obsesssion with quotes.
“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.”
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
“Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.”
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Hee hee, the Slinky one has been taped to my monitor at work for months. :)
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