Very very tired.

I don't want to go to work, it is too early. I have to finish my coffee and find my pants. The cat is meowing at me and I can hear Dustin's computer going ROAR!!!! Typical morning in our lovely house. Wish I could just stay home and cuddle with Dustin all afternoon, after all he rocks my socks off. Nothing interesting on facebook. No good celebrity news. Should burn the across the Universe CD and listen to it in the car, I could go for some Beatles this morning. I also don't think being on my period is motivating me to do anything this morning. 20 minutes and I need to hit the door, at least my breaks are fixed and I can stopped being paranoid about people staring at me in traffic when I try to stop....

New Art

The Castel Steps by ~strangerswithkandi on deviantART

The Gits

I had never heard of the band The Gits, until today. I came across a documentary on Netflix about the band and their lead singer Mia Zapata. The music is amazing, although followed by such a tragic story. By the end of the movie I was in tears. If you have a chance check it out, it's definitely worth it.

I Love It!

Jersey Shore

I've never seen Jersey Shore. I never plan on watching it. So please oh please stop subjecting me to it. Let me enjoy my celebrity gossip in peace, I beg of you.

Context

Context

Wrinkle Cream, Whiney Cats, and Sleepless Nights.

My cat is driving me insane with the constant howling and meowing and purring. I finally had to lock her in the basement last night, (don't worry it's fully finished with a couch and the whole nine yards.) I am so exhausted I feel like I was up all night, but I was really out cold, and I went to bed at like 6:00 am so now I am up and drinking down coffee trying to perk myself up. It's another long day at Best Buy and I am not looking forward to it at all. And I've taken to using wrinkle cream in which my boyfriend responded by saying, " you're only 30." I know I am only 30 but the wrinkles are there, I can feel them. I hope the cream works to destroy them. Loving the blog thing again, if only I can remember to keep updating it. I've missed blogger but now my wordpress blog will be lonely without me. Ta Ta for now.

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I feel the need to vent.

I am having one of those mornings. I had planned on sleeping in a bit, getting up cleaning the house a bit, having some coffee, then going off to work. This did not happen. I stayed in bed hidden under the covers to avoid world war 3 which was going on in my living room between my boyfriend and his ex via cell phone. While he ran around like a chicken with his head cut off getting this kids ready to go. I actually should have gotten up and helped him, I guess I was being a bit of a bitch myself. But the whole point of going in late to work was to de stress myself a bit. Point is people need to take responsibility for themselves and for those people their responsible for, plain and simple. Don't push it off on someone else. This happens all too often around here, and it gets to be extremely frustrating.

This is so Gross.

My cat went into heat before I could get her fixed, and in an attempt to find a way to calm her down a bit I googled solutions. This is what I found. This is so gross and I would never in a million years attempt this on any animal.

Equipment:

• 1 cat in heat
• 1 Q-tip

Procedure:

• Grab wailing, squirming cat and place it on your lap with its hind quarters readily accessible. Chances are the cat will freely offer them, if not the first time this procedure is followed, then certainly each time afterward.
• Insert the Q-tip into the cat's vagina. It will be exposed and puffy. Do not insert the Q-tip into the other orifice. Either way the cat will begin to scream, but there is a subtle and audible difference in the scream of satisfaction and the scream of rectal pain. Experiment a little until you can distinguish the two.
• Move the Q-tip in and out of the cat's vagina slowly at first, then more rapidly. No need to be gentle, no matter what you do with the Q-tip it beats a barbed cat penis digging around in there.
• You are finished when the cat is finished. You will know when the cat is finished because it will either begin immediately to have a cat orgasm, or it will run away with the Q-tip sticking out of its ass. If this happens let it enjoy itself for a few minutes before attempting to retrieve your Q-tip.
• That is it, you are done. Enjoy the peace and quiet until the cat flares up again.
  
  What to look for: The cat orgasm that follows this procedure is something the likes of which I have never seen elsewhere. It is a wriggling, leaping, moaning dance of ecstasy that defies any experience of pleasure my mind can even begin to grasp. If humans had orgasms with the intensity of a cat serviced in this way there would be no such thing as war, hunger, capitalism or God.
  
  Background: A cat in heat is, with few exceptions, one of the most irritating things to have living in your home. A cat in heat will follow you around and howl at you in a bone chilling, hideous wail until you are ready just to toss it outside and let it get pounded by the local tom's. After a few days of this torture having to drown a few kittens sounds relaxing. This cat-saving technique was first demonstrated to me by a terminally un-squeemish roomate of years past.

So exhausted. I don't know if I can make it through another week. Today was rough, but everyone was in a pleasant mood so it made working nice. Which is something I have not said about work in a very long time. Going to enjoy my brew then watch public enemy's with my lovely man. I'm hoping it's good.

I am making an effort.

I am making an effort to post more, maybe come up with something interesting for people to read. But for now I have to go to work. So I will continue my efforts later.