I now understand why brides actually runaway.

My wedding was canceled.  The wedding I had planned for 4 days before Christmas.  The one nobody really wanted to plan or talk about, and yet were polite enough to keep their negative opinions to themselves.  I contact everyone to tell them it had been canceled, well almost everyone.  There were the return calls from the bridal shop just checking one last time.  There was the long uncomfortable phone call from the venue trying to explain for 20 minutes that they were doing me a favor by offering to let me keep my deposit if I rescheduled before March.  A proposition I did not ask them for.  Then I received the Facebook message, wishing me a good day, telling me what a beautiful princess I was going to be.  And today I received our first gift along with a note wishing us all the best in our new life.  So I'm done, I'm broken, and I can only hope I will make it through this week with running away myself and abandoning my family on Christmas.

Wick em' Bra Liners

    I am going to shamelessly plug this product.  Wick em' Bra liners, they are fabulous!  I took them for their first full trial run today and they passed with flying colors.  In fact these things worked so well that I would post a before and after picture of my breasts if it wouldn't send everyone running for the hills.  These are a simple bra liner insert made of Bamboo that absorbs moisture and keep sweet from forming and causing rashes and other unforeseen skin illnesses from forming and reeking havoc. 
     Afterwards your skin is completely dry, it doesn't smell, itch, or hurt in anyway.  If you haven't discovered these yet go buy them, I bought mine at Lane Bryant, but I have seen them several places, plus they have a website.  Now seriously stop reading and go order one now!

Wick em' 

Sara Evans - Slow Me Down

Well, that is one way to express what I've been going through.

Kelly Clarkson - Underneath the Tree

A Little Merry Christmas!

If I were a Queen!

If I was Mary Queen of Scots, or Elizabeth, Anne Boleyn I would make sure that I was able to swing a sword. I would work out even if it was in secret so I could beat the shit out of someone. I hate seeing beautiful woman in power, weakened to a man in strength. I imagine these ladies were not as submissive as they appear, there must have been some stabbing, mutilating, bloodshed happening behind the castle walls. That is the story I want to hear! Alice slaying the Jabberwocky, Mulan taking on an Army of men, these stories were based of off some sort of fact, a desire for them to be true!

My boobs are pretty secure.

They said boobs fall out of dresses all the time, and while I think it is no big deal, I  can honestly say that my boobs have never fallen bare out of my Bra, I've popped a few buttons, a snap or too.  But when I put on a new bra for the first time the first thing I do is bend over, hold my arms arm, and verify that even if I have some muffin top action going on during the day, my boobs are most certainly in my bra and not waving to the public as we go by!  I will also point on I don't know Amanda Palmer or her music, and I'm references boob malfunctions in general.