Wednesday, December 04, 2013

My boobs are pretty secure.

They said boobs fall out of dresses all the time, and while I think it is no big deal, I  can honestly say that my boobs have never fallen bare out of my Bra, I've popped a few buttons, a snap or too.  But when I put on a new bra for the first time the first thing I do is bend over, hold my arms arm, and verify that even if I have some muffin top action going on during the day, my boobs are most certainly in my bra and not waving to the public as we go by!  I will also point on I don't know Amanda Palmer or her music, and I'm references boob malfunctions in general.


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